Cameron Diaz

Well. Look. It doesn't make me want to stab myself in the face. So there's that.

Ellie Kemper

This is legit cute, except I sort of furrow my brow at the whole Collar Attached To Dress Via Mosquito Netting conceit.

Carrie Preston

Carrie Preston, I love you and almost everything you do, and I still always have notes on what you are wearing. You often look like the nicest sorority girl in the legitimately friendliest sorority, which is not bad EXCEPT you and I have both aged out of that look. Here, you kind of look like Alyson Hannigan's Cool Mom, except you're too young to be her actual Mom. IT'S COMPLICATED.

Hannah Simone

Ah. A palate cleanser.

Fugs and Fabs: The Sex Tape Premiere

You will never BELIEVE who Cameron Diaz wore. It's a jumpsuit and it rhymes with "Bella McFartney." Can I believe I just made that joke? No, I cannot. Did I still decide that it was Friday, and therefore silly juvenilia was allowed? Damn straight, I did. Let's get comfortable and sit in judgement. [Photos: AKM/GSI]