
You know, I want to think this is pretty, but she looks like a swimmer who is being simultaneously eaten and regurgitated by a sea creature.

And THIS does not fit. It's too low, too tight -- she looks like she was styled by a Real Housewife of Someplace.

And then Selena rolled right into press for Hotel Transylvania. Unfortunately for her, we just saw Emma Watson do this better.

Both girls look pretty here (Selena wisely repeated those shoes, which are better here). I like Vanessa's green animal print better than Selena's cougar-lite version, and that red is lovely on Selena. I wish their hair didn't look so identically tendril-y, but what can you do? They can't ALWAYS compare notes.

Vanessa looks good here, too -- much less froofy than Selena, AND I love her shoes. Well played, lady. It's not a dress that will light the world on fire with its originality, but it DEFINITELY won't hike up her Fug Madness seeding, and that's a victory. Ashley Benson's dress is groovy -- I love the gold skirt. And Rachel Korine looks insane (she's Harmony's wife, and also apparently appears in the film). I'd been ignoring her up to this point but apparently I need to wake up.

Eh, whatever. Simple, casual, fine. It looks a bit like she bought it on QVC at 3 a.m. because somebody told her it was a hotbed of khaki.

Oh, Hudge. We were doing SO WELL. The sad thing is, I feel like I've seen this before. On several people. So it's not merely a lace jumpsuit; it's a TIRED lace jumpsuit. Put it to sleep, y'all.
