> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs: The Summer of Fan Bingbing - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-summer-of-fan-bingbing/ - Published: 2015-08-26T17:00:13.000Z - Updated: 2015-08-28T04:04:45.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44 ## Fan Bingbing in Stephane Rolland ![Fan Bingbing](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/08/gettyimages-476990240.jpg) Well, she is giving this a ton of dignity, but it STILL kind of feels like a promotional Maleficent pizza. ## Fan Bingbing in Ralph & Russo ![fan bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-481552606.jpg) I feel like her stylist said, "You need to be more J.Lo. But also more Gwyneth. BOTH TOGETHER." Voila. ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-474205310.jpg) I THINK this is Valentino, because I vaguely remember mentioning that the pattern reminds me of the locket Annie's parents left for her in the 1980s version of the movie. I can't even focus on that, though, because I just want to tell her to hold the microphone further away from her mouth before she knocks out a tooth. That would be SUCH a Miss Hannigan thing to do. ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-474961246.jpg) I don't particularly like this, and yet it looks rather sweet on her. "Sweet" may not have been her intent, but it's about all I can muster. ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-475040124.jpg) She LOVES a gigantic platform hoof. She does not appear as enamored of the giant scepter-like metal torch in her hand, but I know which one I'd want in a fight. Or on a placid Saturday. Giant Scepter-Torch always wins. Then again, it might just be an old halogen lamp she can't believe no one will fix for her. ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-476979388.jpg) "Can I get a bobby pin or three up in here?" ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-477309580.jpg) Worried about the ravages of humidity-driven armpit stains? Just staple napkins to your shoulders. Voila: instant cover. ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-477437898.jpg) She's thinking, "Hmm. I should have told my stylist that cats are the devil's soldiers." ## Fan Bingbing in Valentino ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-477647166.jpg) So lovely, if you ignore the dullsville icebergs on her feet. ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-479889514.jpg) Here, Fan Bingbing is realizing she threw an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty flag... at her own feet. ## Fan Bingbing in Dolce & Gabbana ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-481538038.jpg) I need her to hold fewer microphones. It gets in the way. I'm starting to realize there's an art to this stuff that I take for granted when Seacrest (and even Giuliana) are yapping away into one. ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-482226482.jpg) Like, I thought that was a collar for a minute -- from a distance -- until I realized it's just the appliance she's holding. Also, for real, someone please take her shoe shopping. She would be a GREAT candidate for *Celebrity Shoe Intervention with Uzo Aduba*, which a Fug National invented the other day in our comments section and which I would DVR with a quickness. ## Fan Bingbing in Proenza Schouler ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-482733806.jpg) "I am so happy there are not three-inch blocks of wood under my toes. Let us rejoice and be glad." ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-474200716.jpg) I have concerns that the promotional material for Fox's *Grease Live* is going to look like this. At least her skirt is cute? ## Fan Bingbing ![Fan Bingbing](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-481871772.jpg) Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses: Dorothy Gale Makes A Second Dress And Buys An Umbrella Edition. [Fugs and Fabs: The Summer of Fan BingbingGet over the midweek speed bump with some help from Fan Bingbing, who has had a way more interesting summer than I have. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/08/gettyimages-476990240.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-summer-of-fan-bingbing-08-2015/)