Fan Bingbing in Stephane Rolland
Well, she is giving this a ton of dignity, but it STILL kind of feels like a promotional Maleficent pizza.
Fan Bingbing in Ralph & Russo
I feel like her stylist said, "You need to be more J.Lo. But also more Gwyneth. BOTH TOGETHER." Voila.
Fan Bingbing
I THINK this is Valentino, because I vaguely remember mentioning that the pattern reminds me of the locket Annie's parents left for her in the 1980s version of the movie. I can't even focus on that, though, because I just want to tell her to hold the microphone further away from her mouth before she knocks out a tooth. That would be SUCH a Miss Hannigan thing to do.
Fan Bingbing
I don't particularly like this, and yet it looks rather sweet on her. "Sweet" may not have been her intent, but it's about all I can muster.
Fan Bingbing
She LOVES a gigantic platform hoof. She does not appear as enamored of the giant scepter-like metal torch in her hand, but I know which one I'd want in a fight. Or on a placid Saturday. Giant Scepter-Torch always wins. Then again, it might just be an old halogen lamp she can't believe no one will fix for her.
Fan Bingbing
"Can I get a bobby pin or three up in here?"
Fan Bingbing
Worried about the ravages of humidity-driven armpit stains? Just staple napkins to your shoulders. Voila: instant cover.
Fan Bingbing
She's thinking, "Hmm. I should have told my stylist that cats are the devil's soldiers."
Fan Bingbing in Valentino
So lovely, if you ignore the dullsville icebergs on her feet.
Fan Bingbing
Here, Fan Bingbing is realizing she threw an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty flag... at her own feet.
Fan Bingbing in Dolce & Gabbana
I need her to hold fewer microphones. It gets in the way. I'm starting to realize there's an art to this stuff that I take for granted when Seacrest (and even Giuliana) are yapping away into one.
Fan Bingbing
Like, I thought that was a collar for a minute -- from a distance -- until I realized it's just the appliance she's holding. Also, for real, someone please take her shoe shopping. She would be a GREAT candidate for Celebrity Shoe Intervention with Uzo Aduba, which a Fug National invented the other day in our comments section and which I would DVR with a quickness.
Fan Bingbing in Proenza Schouler
"I am so happy there are not three-inch blocks of wood under my toes. Let us rejoice and be glad."
Fan Bingbing
I have concerns that the promotional material for Fox's Grease Live is going to look like this. At least her skirt is cute?
Fan Bingbing
Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses: Dorothy Gale Makes A Second Dress And Buys An Umbrella Edition.