Julie Delpy
WAY, way better than what she wore the other day. Her boobs are pushed up JUUUUUST to the maximum level of sexy without crossing into WHOA; if we could cut off those tights, we'd be filing for a business license under the name Yes, Inc.
Dree Hemingway
Dree is twenty-five, which I mention because I was trying to decide if she's too old for this outfit to be appropriately fanciful and not just sort of sad. But frankly, although the shoes are funky, the dress is molting and if you are not Kiernan Shipka I think the shirt underneath it is way too... private-school.
Kiernan Shipka
And even Kiernan Shipka was like, "Nope, no blouse. Too twee, Dree."
Joan Smalls
"Smalls" is indeed apt.
Alexa Chung
This is both very cute, and totally Alexa Chung. Shoot, did I just title whatever her next attempt at a series is going to be? Totally Alexa Chung, coming up next on MTV2.
Radha Mitchell
The tights are too much again, I think. Also: Is this meant to make it LOOK like a bra is poking up over the top, or... IS a bra poking up over the top?
Mira Sorvino
Well, again, it's better than some of what she's worn to Tribeca, but I'd love to get her into some fabrics that stand up better to car rides.
Julia Reston Roitfeld
Yup. Hated the crotch stripe on January Jones; hate it here on Julia (aka ex-French Vogue editrix Carine Roitfeld's daughter). At least January wore them with an actual shirt, though, or something approaching one.
Leigh Lezark
This looks like a crossword puzzle that someone hasn't finished sketching yet.
Taraji P. Henson
Taraji seems to be thinking, "Damn, other than my lipstick, I got off easy. How did I DO that?"