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Holland Roden

I find this outfit so hilarious. She looks like she's in training to become someone's quirky 65-year old aunt.

Zoey Deutch

I like the netting that looks like it's inspired by a dramatic fan, but I wish we could take that idea and do something else with it. Also, from some angles it looks like giant flies have landed on her torso. A lady doesn't want to get swatted there unless it's by somebody REALLY EXCITING.

Sarah Hyland

I kind of wish Zoey Deutch had worn this instead. It's a great color. It looks a bit heavy, but it IS the season to look like a lush valentine, and this nails that.

Lucy Fry

Lucy, who is in the movie, appears to have made her outfit from a sports bra and two costumes from a community theater production of "Dirty Dancing."

Olga Kurylenko

Somehow this manages to be totally dramatic without being that much of anything. I love it in her. She looks like she just blew in on Pan-Am.

Joely Richardson

Joely and Olga are fulfilling the Older Actresses Who Should Be Off Doing Other Things But Hey Vampire Lit Is Hot Right Now So What The Hell quota. I wish Joely were not also filling the Jumsuit With A Misguided Lower Half quota, because I HATE that quota.

McKaley Miller

McKaley is on "Hart of Dixie" as Rose, the young bespectacled cutie. This whole outfit looks like she crept into Zoe Hart's closet and stole something for a night in the big city. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Sami Gayle

She has had that haircut for as long as we've ever seen her (she's on "Blue Bloods," so that means... a few seasons, by now, at least). And so she has, by holding firm, stumbled into being totally on-trend with it in a way that makes me wonder if she'll grow it out because she's sick of everyone looking like her. The outfit is really simple and cute, though, and it's a COMPLETE Nude Shoe Trap into which she didn't fall. So YAY.

Dove Cameron

By contrast, Dove, a Disney actress, looks like she's wearing something that was designed in a lab by people set on making something as inoffensive and undemanding of an opinion as possible.

Bella Thorne

Zzz.

Fugs and Fabs: The Vampire Academy Premiere
All these movies are starting to run together for me -- Beautiful Creatures, Mortal Instruments, Vampire Academy. I'm just going to start calling them all Expensive Supernatural Shenanigans. [Photos: Getty]

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