
This is so cute, but WHY is it designed to look like it's clinging to itself? What does that add? An endorsement deal for Downy sheets?

Ohhh, I love this. What a fantastic example of picking interesting shoes that don't initially SEEM relevant to the outfit, and making them work with the lipstick. The entire outfit sings as well as she does.

Kristen's outfit is pretty much perfect -- it's formal enough but also relaxed for a day of ambling around a grassy field watching polo and drinking champers. Zoey's dress... probably the closest thing Dior makes to an Ambling Around A Grassy Field outfit, and the colors are nice, the problems being: 1) the top is kind of bunchy, and 2) The skirt is long enough that even KB is stepping on it when they're posing for a photo. Which is no one's fault, but you know. Add it to the list of things to consider when you are picking your next polo outfit.

That dress is cool enough, but I cannot ever get on board with those shoes. Not even in cherry red.

We are at Peak Hudgens here, I think. Those shoes are a cool choice - they look thicker of heel, perhaps, which means they might not sink into the ground, and they enliven the dress.

Red shoes were REALLY on the menu at this event. (Isla looks good.)

Jamie is one of those people who, surprisingly, has the power to sell me on something i wouldn't ordinarily like. For example, I'm not hot on shoulder cutouts. But I also think this whole outfit looks super on her, so.... alchemy.

Great fabric, but this looks like something theoretical that was just draped on a dress form over a tank top.

Do we think this is a jumpsuit? And do we think this is the most attractive possible use of this fabric?

I do not know why those shoes are here. I do not know why those shoes, period.

They look fine. I'm not sure I think Becca's is all that flattering, but stripes are cheerful, so... I can swallow it.

Whereas Louise here is NOT selling me on the shoulder cutouts. Perhaps because there are too many of them, and the skirt would look better if it was flared -- more of a ball gown style. I get what the design is going for; it's just doing nothing for me. Or her, honestly.

Oh, what lipstick. YES. I'm sad that "Notorious" isn't a better show, because I miss Julie Taylor's face.

Eiza is in From Dusk Til Dawn (the show, not the movie). She looks lovely, if perhaps a touch more evening (read: cleavage-y) than I would assign to this event. I wouldn't have gone with those shoes, though. They do not seem like part of this conversation.

HELLO, you dreamboat. I assume the spot on the hem of his sportcoat means that, by this point, he'd already had Champagne spilled on him.

I feel like Nacho may have also been posing for the cover of a romance novel. Given that he and his wife have indeed WRITTEN some romance novels, this isn't a far-fetched theory.

Whatever they're discussing, it sure seems dishy. TELL US.
