Selena Gomez in Mugler

Is she wearing colored contacts? She is, right? It's freaking me out. It's very vampiric. Also the dress looks like my children assembled it from a rudimentary pattern.

Gigi Hadid

And THIs dress looks like she put it on, and then let the designer tear off certain parts of it after drinking eight cups of coffee.

Kendall Jenner

This is a perfunctory crotch wrap. I can see it. It's there. It's not even really hiding. It's more... lurking.

Joan Smalls

I have no idea what's happening on the skirt, but I'm not sure the swan is enjoying it.

Maria Borges

I THINK this is a Gabriela Cadena? If not, it's very similar to what she showed in September, highlighted by the elbow coozies.

Behati Prinsloo

I think she bought this off a Rockette who passed out in the shower. For ten years. That mildew is STUBBORN. And those shoes are clubbing my soul into a thin patty.

LIly Donaldson

This looks like she bought it from a catalogue called Dance Pantz.

Adriana Lima

This feels like a good idea that went roughly 42 percent wrong.

Anthony Mackie

This outfit says, "I can't freaking WAIT TO GET TO THE AFTERPARTY WITH ALL THE MODELS shh stop it Anthony be cool don't look like you're trying too hard."

Trevor Noah

That blazer is too formal for jeans. And for the shirt he's got on underneath. Did he borrow this? Was there a closet full of fancy jackets for people who forgot theirs? Did the maitre'd choose this to sabotage him?

Kellan Lutz

And then Kellan Lutz showed up. Again. Of course.

Fugs and Fabs: The Victoria's Secret Afterparty

Not to keep bringing this up, but at the Glamour thing, the kids up in the balcony with us went INSANE for Selena Gomez. So if you were wondering whether she's still happening with the youth of today, then answer is a resounding yes. [Photos Getty]