J Lo in Balmain
This sparkly Balmain has the duel benefits of looking great on her, AND J Lo can check her lipstick in her lap.
Nick Jonas
Yes, this is a leather track suit.
Naomi Campbell
Across town, Heidi Klum FUMES that she didn't get to further abuse Big Bird with the help of this dress.
Tracee Ellis Ross in Marc Jacobs
You cannot say this sweatshirt isn't on topic.
Rihanna
MY KINGDOM for a better look at this frock on Rihanna.
Hailee Steinfeld
She looked SO CUTE at the VMAs proper, and I'm not sure why she decided to change. This floral is kicky, but the whole thing might be a weeee bit geriatric for her?
Laverne Cox
I love you, Laverne, but something about this bodice just makes the whole thing feel cantilevered.
J-Woww and Snooki
Snooki looks, comfortingly, exactly like herself. I miss the old J-Woww, which is not a sentence I ever thought I'd type. This woman is lovely, but if she were to run me over with her car, I would not be able to tell the cops who it was that finally got me.
Laura Marano
Somewhere, Britney is annoyed that she's not wearing this right now.
Holland Roden
This would be so comfy if you didn't have to spent all night worrying about your nipples.
Jasmine Tookes
I do appreciate that Jasmine's reaction was, "ugh, I'm totally just putting on jeans."
Dascha Polanco
Whereas Dascha changed OUT of her jeans and into a gown? The world confuses me.
Hailey Baldwin
In all honesty: This is kind of good on her, even with those shoes that probably take 45 minutes to put on.