Natasha Poly
Don't we think we've reached maximum sheerness, like, AS A PLANET? Can we have a vote?
Bella Hadid
Yes, yes, nipples. Thighs. Exactly. We feel you. We get it.
Jessica Hart
This is unimpeachable, more or less -- right? Or am I just hallucinating at this point? (Fascinating, no. Reasonable, yes.)
Coco Rocha
Coco is working this -- unsurprisingly! -- but that may just be because she is Coco Rocha, because the gown itself may fall on the crazy side of the crazy/not-crazy line.
Kendall Jenner
The bottom of this is slightly like a shaving cream incident, but overall: Pretty good from Kendall, right?
Gigi Hadid
I do enjoy the color here.
Lily Aldridge
Taylor Swift is TOTALLY going to want to borrow this from squad-mate Lily Aldridge. Like, FOREVER.
Hailey Baldwin
This is the work of a 53 year-old drape-obsessed woman in 1984 and it is HEINOUS and upholstered on her. I interviewed her at Fashion Week and she is very sassy; this feels like a complete tonal misfire.
Isabeli Fontana
Basic, but that's not always a bad thing?
Laetitia Casta
Right, right. This is literally exactly how I'd imagine her; SOMEONE knows her own brand.
Liya Kebede
And she is, suddenly, absolutely the coolest girl in the room.