Gwen Stefani
That sweater is what would happen if the makers of Wreck It Ralph fell asleep and had a vivid dream atop a copy of one of those pictorial guides to every Girl Scout badge you can earn. But the BOTTOMS. Oh, the bottoms. They evoke nothing so much as "I Have Something on My Pants And Have To Exit The Building In Front Of People So Please God Everyone in This Ladies' Room Help Me Jimmy Something."
Gwen Stefani
And they ARE shorts, not a skirt. It's terrible. What godforsaken diner has THAT as its uniform.
Gwen Stefani
The rest of the outfit is working overtime in trying to underline Gwen's Kooky-Chic aesthetic (and failing, in the "chic" regard), but those shoes are at least sweet and I forgive them for being part of all this.
Adam Levine
Oh, come on, dude. At least Gwen's pants are WHOLE.
Adam Levine
Seriously, thanks for making the effort, Adam. Nice to see this matters.
Blake Shelton
We probably don't need to see the bottom of this to know what it is, but at least it's most likely clean.
Pharrell Williams
Hat is feeling jaunty today. I also... that's a pearl something-or-other coming out of his waistband, and I can't.
Pharrell Williams
I can't tell if he doodled on those himself, or they came that way. If the latter... well, if EITHER, I wonder what the market research is on Sneakers As Editorials.