Michelle Dockery

This is kind of hideous AND kind of awesome. It's hideousome. Awesidous? Anyway, I like it and I think it's horrible at the same time, which is a confusing headspace even for me.

Dita Von Teese

That fabric is DIVINE but I still screamed when this loaded on my computer.

Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund

The resurgence of a 90s fashion sensibility has only been good for Kiki -- this is very likeable on her.

Sarah Hyland

This is cute, but I swear someone talked her into matching her blush to her dress, which is rarely a good idea.

Molly Sims

This feels slightly Dancing With the Stars takes on Gatsby in a way I cannot endorse.

Marissa Tomei

Behold, the only person in the universe to even slightly pull off high-waisted leather pants.

Fugs and Fabs of the W Golden Globes Party: The Colors

The pre-Globes shenanigans continues, and if this party is predictive of the actual awards show, we may be seeing some orange on Sunday. Meaning we are all in for a lot of "orange IS the new black" jokes, at least three of which will probably come from me. Sorry in advance. [Photos: Getty]