Abby Wambach
All I can say is, if she isn't wiggling these sunglasses up and down, saucily, at her wife, I am going to be SUPER disappointed in the world.
Ciara, Russell Wilson
All I can say is, and this might surprise you, but I love this outfit on Ciara. However, she looks facially miserable. Please bring this lady a nice glass of wine later, Russell.
Ashley Wagner
Ashley looks like she's gunning for a guest starring role on Awkward. ASHLEY, SHOULDN'T YOU BE TRAINING SOMEWHERE?
Amy Purdy
Oh, Amy! That's a bed jacket and a bra!
Erin Andrews
I just got the mental image of Erin Andrews joining the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County.
Gracie Gold
This IS going to be great for Gracie's program where she skates as Erin Andrews, though.
Lindsay Vonn
This color is GREAT on her, but this doesn't fit that great, right? (I AM enjoying her Suck It, Tiger Woods Break-Up tour, though.)
Lindsay Vonn
See you later, I gotta go take up skiing, for the betterment of my bum. BYE.
Carli Lloyd
I love that Carli is basically wearing the mini version of the gown she wore to the ESPYs. i LOVE YOU CARLI YOU ARE AWESOME.