Malin Akerman

I couldn't resist this. It really makes me laugh. I feel like Malin and I BOTH wish she could have taken her shoes off in the sand, but she just seems fun.

Malin Akerman

I actually don't hate this jumpsuit, but I really wish she were wearing sandals.

Taryn Manning

Taryn looks totally fine, obviously, if a bit like she sat up from her deck chair at 5pm and say, "oh my god, I left that dress hanging on the back of the bedroom door!"

Katie Lee

Yeah, I have no idea what the dress code was for this party. I was also going to just say that I am sort of surprised that Katie Lee here never ended up as some kind of Real Housewife....

Kelly Bensimon

...apparently saying the words "some kind of Real Housewife" summons some kind of Real Housewife, like Beetlejuice. Kelly, as ever, looks very pleased with herself. (Side note: my sister has started watching all of RHoNY and I am getting the most delightful texts from her lately about it, several of which for a while were just, "OH MY GOD KELLY.")

Kristen Taekman

Kristen here is ALSO another erstwhile Housewife (who is no longer on the show due to being too boring, I suspect. Whereas Kelly is no longer on it because she was too unhinged to work with. JUST SPECULATION). Just as on her seasons of RHoNY, she looks great. Those pants have a very high degree of difficulty.

Arielle Kebbel

I really like Arielle Kebbel, and I think both pieces of this look might prefer to be reunited with whatever they were meant to go with in the first place.

Jamie Chung

This might be a nightgown, albeit a lovely one? This is also where I am personally obligated to note that Jamie Chung is really REALLY nice -- we've interviewed her at Fashion Week more than once, and she is always a delight. I want the best for you, Jamie!

Emmanuelle Chriqui

I see where this is going. I'm not sure if I think it totally got there? Let's discuss!

Fugs and Fabs: The Women's Health Party in the Hamptons

Having grown up in Southern California, my understanding of the Hamptons comes primarily from whatever I'm watching on Bravo (aka "everything Bravo airs") and a variety of people I follow on Snapchat who get to go to the Hamptons every weekend. There is nothing like watching other people at the beach from your sofa. ANYWAY, this event adds to my knowledge and what it has added is that a high percentage of the guests at this party might have forgotten to pack what it was they were planning to wear to it. Additionally: Malin Akerman seems like a hoot. This information tracks for me. [Photos: Getty]