Nina Dobrev in Jenny Packham

She looks banging in this --bangin'? Must one drop the "g" when using it in as a compliment? If I had one tiny note, it would be that I wish the sequins on the bodice went all the way to the edge of the neckline. (Which is how it looked on the runway.)

Leona Lewis

Leona Lewis wears....THE WORLD'S SADDEST FASCINATOR.

Pamela Anderson

Dear Pam,

Whoever told you to do that to your hair instead of continuing to rock that pixie cut you just got SHOULD. BE. FIRED.

Love, the world.

Chanel Iman

"Wait. I'm not in Cannes? Where am I? Monte Carlo?! Oh, jeez. Fine. Okay, this will have to do."

Tinie Tempeh

He'd look sharper with his hands out of the pockets, but he always looks snazzy.

Ricky Martin

"Hey guys! I actually thought I was going to a white party, but whatever. This works, right? PS: I'M NOT AGING. ASK ME HOW (it's magic. No, I mean actual sorcery."

Stromae

I don't know who this guy is, but I DO know that he's jaunty as hell, and Wikipedia believes him to be a 29 year old singer-songwriter from Belgium.

Jason Derulo

No body-snarking, please, Jason.

Fugs and Fabs: The World Music Awards Red Carpet

There was an intriguing melange of celebrities at this event. I am not sure why Nina Dobrev is going to the World Music Awards, although her presence is always welcome. PLEASE let the answer be, "Nina Dobrev recorded a dance album that was a huge hit in Luxembourg last summer." [Photos: Getty]