Madonna in Miu Miu
I'm going to decide I love this. Sometimes the ruffles on the front give the optical illusion that her chest is someplace lower than it really is, but the rest of this is pretty much great. It's classy and chic, with a Madonna edge. A Medge.
Karlie Kloss
I don't know if this is Dior, but she popped by that Guggenheim/Dior gala in this same dress, and it's a hot mess, so... maybe? I love where the top is going and then I HATE the route it look. Like when your GPS goes haywire and you realize you took seventeen turns when you could have taken three.
Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton
I think I want a different bag with this, and some bracelets, and better makeup. I want so many things. But the basic dress, though glitzy, needs more help than she's giving it. Although at least she picked interesting shoes.
Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton
I actually hate them -- they look like sconces in an LV-owned casino -- but I'm also RELIEVED she didn't wear black pumps. J.Con can always be counted on to do SOMETHING pleasantly random with her feet.
Joan Smalls
She looks very cool in the dress but I'm not into strings-as-shoes.
Constance Jablonski
I want to burn that headpiece. I don't know why she wanted to give this dress Eau de Coachella.
Liberty Ross
It's fine? She kind of looks like a singer on a cruise ship, frankly.
Doutzen Kroes
This dress says "I had my SECOND baby four months ago. CRYING YET?"
Tao Okamoto
Someone she loves clearly made this for her, and thas why she's wearing it... and she should maybe stop loving that person?