Vanessa Hudgens
This is VERY her, and I think she's actually working it, even though it's...you know. Hudgens Ahoy.
Anna Camp
In what universe do sheer black hose make sense for this outfit, in the middle of summer? EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. (I do dig her shoes.)
Cheryl Burke
SPEAKING OF NEEDING TO HAVE THINGS EXPLAINED TO ME. This is a dress worn backwards over one of Victoria's Secret more perplexing bra configurations and it is EVIL.
Ryan Cabrera
YOU GUYS. It's Former Fug Madness Cinderella Story Ryan Cabrera. WHAT KIND OF PARTY IS THIS?
Audrina Patridge
It's sweet that they're still asking Audrina to things. Did I ever tell you about the time she and I were getting our roots touched up right next to each other? Well, that's the whole story.
Ashley Tisdale
The Tis looks pretty cute. I have a weird fondness for the Tis and I hope she gets a job soon.
Kelly Osbourne
This is cute, but maybe a hint too short for Kelly? I also think the shoes are a big old SNOOZE.
Colbie Caillat
"Tonight, the role of Clean Kesha will be played by Colbie Caillat."
Jessica Lowdes
Is it weird that I kind of like this? Do I have heat stroke? Is something wrong with me? Do I need to take a nerve pill? Where am I? What year IS this?
Ariel Winter
She and I seem equally thrilled by this effort.
Bella Thorne
I do not think the blonde was a good move for her; I thought she was Mischa Barton for a moment. And Mischa Barton is BEAUTIFUL but maybe not the starlet you want people confusing you with, if you're in the market for a gig. You feel?
Kellen Lutz
Then Kellen Lutz showed up.