Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
I feel like, for these two, it's probably the same as with Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield: If you have to run the gauntlet, thank God you're doing it with someone you like.
Kristen Stewart
Also, Kristen apparently thinks she is LITERALLY running it.
The outfit itself... it's not great. She's at ComicCon; she can be casual if she wants to be. Fine. But I hate shirts that look like you ran out of clean clothes, and I think the sneakers are way too Bieber. Even her Chucks would've been better. And finally, I wish she'd worn a different color combination -- the white shirt and the glaring neon yellow skirt fight each other and ultimately hurt each other. If she wants to do the slouchy cut-off t-shirt, she could've done it with a darker skirt, maybe a slightly glitzier or sparklier one, just to mix up dressy and casual. And I can't even get started on her hair. BRUSH IT. You have good hair, girl! Or you would, if you tended it.
Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson
Also, yes, it IS a cropped t-shirt and not some kind of dress. She's six hairdos, some implants, and a pumpkin-smashing boyfriend away from being Donna Martin up in here.
Robert Pattinson
Am I seeing his button-fly, or a peep show? I THINK it's a button. But I feel like Rob here would be a little uneasy at me staring so hard at his crotch just to try and figure out which it is. Sorry, Rob. Smooth your pants next time, maybe?
Elizabeth Reaser
Whatever spinal yoga she's performing here is not enhancing the line of the dress, which is already a little weird. The blouse portion of it looks really inexpensive, too, in a distracting way. Like it's just the lining, and the designer ran out of fabric to finish the whole thing.
Elizabeth Reaser
I don't even know what this is. A silk men's pajama romper?
Peter Facinelli
Hmm. Good luck with saving the day, sir.
Jackson Rathbone
I don't really have much to say about this. It's a leather jacket. I don't love them in camel, but what can you do? He didn't ask me.
Jackson Rathbone
I have nothing to say about this either, really. It happened. It's fine! He's fine. His Fug Madness run was glorious, and I kind of miss it, but am I sorry he's stopped styling his hair like a deranged Johnny Depp stand-in? No.
Kellan Lutz
I'm not sure I understand this shirt, but that doesn't mean I have a problem with it. Actually, it's the whiff of tank top underneath that seems unnecessary. At least the shirt itself is trying something.
Kellan Lutz
However, I'm not sure this isn't a rash guard.
Ashley Greene
Where Kristen Stewart sometimes goes sloppy, Ashley Greene has been bending over backward to do things in a very polished way. And while I think it's okay to relax a little for a panel discussion, I can't object to somebody taking pains to look nice. It's great; take it up to the knee and it'd be even better.
Ashley Greene
This, I ALSO love, although it's Oscar de la Renta so chances were I was going to love it. The shoes might be a touch twee, but I think Ashley has come an EXTREMELY long way from when Twilight first started and she was wearing heinous brassiere corsets. LOOK AT THIS THING. Hooking up with DKNY may have been the best thing that happened to her, because once one major designer takes you seriously, the others often follow. It's just a shame that the Internet makes those things impossible to forget. Well, a shame for her. A DELIGHT for us.