Katie Holmes
This actually has merits -- I like the hint of red there -- but it's also too short and poorly accessorized (THOSE SHOES). She was 80 percent of the way there and then just ran off the road. She just needs to... freshen it up now, I think. She needs a strong hand.
Karolina Kurkova
Karolina is doing for that everything she can, but it's still the fanciest bedroom set in the store.
Olivia Munn
Her eyebrows are back to looking totally normal, so obviously that one hideous recent display of eyebrowery was as we suspected: an overzealous or just unfortunate experiment with makeup. She looks much better this way. That tangerine color is great on her, too.
Jaime King
This feels four inches too low.
Nicky Hilton
This is... chipper? It seems a little short on the torso, and maybe not at ALL what I would expect Nicky Hilton to pick out for herself. But, I'm not sure what she wore under it, so... this is what we have.
Padma Lakshmi
That is the lipstick of a consumptive and the footwear of a much younger dominatrix.
Emma Roberts
Honestly, Padma should have tried to pawn off her outfit on Emma. This is cute on her, though.
Ivanka Trump
I love Ivanka -- she seems so much cooler and more regular than either of her parents -- but I don't think she really needs this unless she's planning her third wedding.