Nina Dobrev
I love this dress so much. And it solved another issue, wherein I couldn't remember in which post I'd suggested retiring GFY J.Lo, and indeed it was this dress's slide from the Naeem Khan runway show. I think I have decided not to retire it, by the way. Maybe it's because this dress is so glorious and life-affirming that it makes me want everything to LIVE DAMMIT LIVE.
Kat Graham
As much as I adore the first dress is how much I dis-adore this one. Enough for me to make up an idiotic fake word. I really feel like this is what you wear when you're in Summer Catch and you're Beverly D'Angelo and your job is to be the cougar who seduces Wilmer Valderrama, but you're too depressed about being in Summer Catch in general to bother with anything too pretty.
Joe King and Candice Accola
Joe King is in The Fray, and he's Candice's fiance. I bet it happens a lot that people walk up to Joe and said, "Are you Joe King?" and he replies, "No, I'm deadly serious." And here, maybe it happened in reverse, when someone pointed to her frumpy pants and said, "Is she joking?" and he said, "No, I am," and everyone was confused.
Matt Davis
Oh, Alaric. I think miss you most of all. But your suit feels... insane, like you're trying to get on the "Masters of Sex" train with some olden-times colors.
Daniel Gillies and Rachael Leigh Cook
And now it's time for your regular reminder that Elijah is married to She's All That. If I'm not mistaken, Daniel has improved his hair since he started as Elijah, which has made him even hotter. But what is he WEARING?
Daniel Gillies
Seriously, why has he sullied the jacket with a weirdly chosen sweater color and a ratty old dishrag? Don't dishrag yourself, sir.
Malese Jow
Hey, remember the tomb vampires? When they were all dispensed with so early in the show, I thought to myself, "Man, this show is BURNING through plot, they are going to run out of ideas." Not so, yet, although I am mildly concerned about the SPOILER FROM LAST WEEK development that yet another person looks exactly like SPOILER. Anyway, I liked Malese just fine on this show, but I never want to see this dress again in my entire lifetime, which I hope will be long, not least because I don't want anyone ELSE to have to see this again in their lifetimes EITHER.
Olga Fonda
I like her jacket. The dress itself seems like a serviceable, if unimaginative, garment and therefore the leather jacket is kind of where this outfit's entire mojo lies. Well, that and her DNA.
David Anders
I forgot Evil Sexy Sark was on this show. When they SPOILERED him I was like, "Now they are REALLY burning through plot and people WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO." Yeah, still fine. Unlike his Canadian tuxedo. Nobody needs that much denim. Let's not be a hoarder, Sark.
Nathaniel Buzolic
I can't remember if Kol is alive or dead. I think alive? But he's on Pretty Little Liars this season, so he's moved onto teener pastures. HAR. Is anyone else concerned that he murdered a My Little Pony and is wearing its scalp on his shoe?
Steven R. McQueen
None of this is working. That coat is a prison.
Zach Roerig
He looks great. But is he wearing brown shoes, and should they be black? Oh, Matt. I kind of want him to keep his crazy SPOILER accent and his SPOILERY facial expressions from the time he was SPOILERED.
Sara Canning
Her shirt is rebelling against her. This whole outfit feels very Abby on "Scandal" to me, except Abby would've wrangled that shirt into submission, and if she didn't, Huck probably would've stared at it while panting angrily, and then Baby Huck would just shoot it in the face.
Paul Wesley
He looks exactly like he always looks.
Phoebe Tonkin
I am bummed we didn't get the whole shot of this outfit, because it looks potentially shapeless. She is apparently now dating Paul Wesley, too, so I guess he's not married anymore. I wonder if he was trying to help her suppress her Australian accent and then it turned romantic, and they never finished their lessons, which would explain why she is STILL unable to do it.
Michael Trevino
Yup. There is Tyler. Bein' Tyler.
Daniella Pineda
"Yes, I know. I punted. Rebecca Romijn and I are going together to a Punters Anonymous meeting later."
Joseph Morgan
He needs a good woman to straighten his tie. That is also Klaus's problem.
Charles Michael Davis
I find Marcel terribly charismatic on The Originals. They've got two characters with hot sexual backstories with him, and a third who was sniffing around him, and I buy all three. I love a hot sexual backstory. The CW should just throw caution to the wind and greenlight a show next season called Hot Sexual Backstories.
Ian Somerholder
"Yes, is exactly THIS comfortable making out with Nina on set now that we're broken up. Thanks for asking."