Katy Perry
Then again, there is also something terrifying to me about this outfit being For The Children. She looks like the ringmaster at a circus called Fifty Nifty United States.
Katy Perry
And naturally that circus would end with her serving everyone popcorn in this outfit before being shot out of a cannon.
Rosario Dawson
I like the idea of this dress, too, but I'm not sure why she's going for stuff that seems to make her aggressively shapeless. When in fact she has a tremendous shape.
Paula Abdul
Good old Paula. Did ANYONE ever think we would miss her on American Idol? And yet here we are. At this point that show's best chance may be to bring back her and Simon -- which, of course, would require Fox cancelling X-Factor, which would probably mean that Simon would refuse to speak to anyone there ever again. But seriously. I still don't totally understand why one network needs both of those shows. AND a dancing show. SO MANY JUDGE-RELATED SHOWS. They should just fire everyone on X-Factor and replace them with Judges Judy, Milian, Joe Brown, and ... I don't know. Lance Ito.
None of which has to do with Paula's coat, which is funny to me. In a pleasing way. I just miss her drama, is all.
Melissa Leo
I was all set to make a joke that she blew in from the set of The Smurfs, where she defending Smurfette's right to a butt double. But then I remembered that the Smurfs do not wear blue; they ARE blue and WEAR white, so that doesn't really work, which of course is why Violet Beauregard is usually the go-to joke when everyone looks like a blueberry. Sigh.
Eva Longoria
She is very pretty, and I want those shoes.
Eva Longoria
This is tasteful and fine, and I won't remember it tomorrow. But I guess sometimes that's the point. If she'd gone full Angelina again we'd be choking on our disbelief.
Chrissy Teigen
Chrissy Teigen here is one of my favorite Twitter follows. She is a scream. And she's not afraid to have an opinion, which I especially appreciated when she tweeted from the Grammys (I believe) about her disdain for Chris Brown and the standing ovation everyone gave him. It was basically her and Miranda Lambert out there on that limb, bless them both, and so I am IN on both of them. However, I'm not as in on this dress. I am very envious that she can wear this color, though, and I think I'd have really liked this but for the pelvic knot. It looks a bit like a medical condition.
Chrissy Teigen, John Legend
I like this, though. At first I wasn't sure about the sleeves, but... it IS winter. And John Legend always looks dapper, so her accessories are well-chosen.
Sophia Bush
This dress is cute, but I'm concerned that the bangs are obscuring too much of Sophia Bush's face. I am not anti-bang, AT ALL, but on some people they hide things. Her head has no reason to hide.
Sophia Bush
That skirt might want to, though. It's not doing her the most favors. Also, Is it wrong that I kind of want that backdrop to be wallpaper that I could put along one side of my office?
Angela Simmons
Honey, don't TRY to look like a wardrobe malfunction. "Accident" is not a style choice.
Kate Walsh
Really? There were NO other bras? Nor t-shirts?
Taraji P. Henson, Rosario Dawson, Kerry Washington
These people all seem like they should be at different events, possibly in different climates. Also, y'all, what is with the bras? I'm glad you're wearing them, but I'm not sure it requires bragging.