Eva Longoria
I had forgotten she existed. Welcome back, Eva! It would make her tremendous bod look better if she let it breathe a little...
Katherine Heigl
You know how there are certain people who just seem to make more sense at a particular age? Like, Julianna Margulies was always gorgeous, but she seems at her PRIME the past few years on "Good Wife." And Katherine Heigl, to me, is someone who is treading water until she can be the 50-year old wingnut stunner she is destined to become.
Alicia Keys
I don't care for this, really, but it's also the first thing she's worn in a while that I feel dresses the body she has, versus the body she believes she has. ALL her stuff traditionally hits her in places that aren't flattering, so at least this is. .. fine.
Beth Behrs
I'll accept this from Blonde Lea Michele, but only because I'm on a post-sandwich high.
Demi Lovato
Needs better shoes. But not a bracelet! I'LL TAKE IT.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Completely resoundingly acceptable and nice. The guest list at this party was also terribly random.
Rumer Willis
American Horror Story: Bridal Expo.
Anne V
We've seen this before. It's fine. It's what models wear when they go places: tight, high slit, see-through bits, the type of thing we'll see versions of all over the Cannes red carpets because models FLOCK to that festival like Karl Lagerfeld to his sunglasses.
Kate Beckinsale
Kate got a Dior with a bonus waist napkin, although the bodice is pretty. It's hoisting the HECK out of her, though. But I guess we can cross off one thing from the list of Jennifer Lawrence candidates for Sunday.