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# Fugs and Fabs: Versus Versace Launch
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-versus-versace-launch/
- Published: 2013-05-16T21:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-11T17:39:06.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Heidi Klum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168833606.xml)

I mean, the underboob isn't even the worst part of the dress. IT'S SO BAD WORDS WORDS WORDS.

## Taylor Momsen

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168833634.xml)

Taylor Momsen actually looks completely hot (albeit disproportionately cranky, considering how much better this is than anyone else's clothes). This is great, and she GOT A HAIRCUT, and YES. HEIDI KLUM YOU HAVE BEEN BESTED BY TAYLOR MOMSEN YOU NEED TO RETHINK YO SELF.

## Melissa George

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168833607.xml)

And that is not a shirt, and even with nice abs you look ridiculous, Melissa George. However, I will accept that blazer as compensation for having to look at the leather bra thing.

## Darren Criss

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168833613.xml)

When I look at this Rorschach test, I see EVIL.

## Mena Suvari

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168833631.xml)

I thought this was going to be okay, until I paid attention to the proportions, which seem all wrong. Sigh.

## Leigh Lezark

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168833624.xml)

This is like a comparative breath of fresh air.

## Hayden Panettiere

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168833619.xml)

Again, comparatively okay, but... SO beige. And "beige" is one of those words that sounds like exactly what it is. Beiiiiiiige. Blah.

## Jaime King

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168841026.xml)

Thank GOD, another great one. So that's, what, two?

## Joe Jonas

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168841031.xml)

Oh, boy. Death is not an option, Joe: Wear that jacket again, or star in another alleged sex tape again in which you allegedly try a bunch of toys that you allegedly can't totally understand how to use and which allegedly really kind of hurt you (best Blind Item ever). At least in the second option you eventually get to HAVE sex.

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