Chloe Sevigny
I sent this to Jessica during the debate/Dodgers game, as a way of giving her ONE cheerful moment. It's hilarious. She looks like she walked right out of It's A Small World. Which, look, if I had to sing that song day in and day out like those dolls do, I'd bail the second I became human, too.
Lupita Nyong'o
Chop off the sleeves, and we've got something. I understand that the sleeves are basically the edgy part, but they look like she slept on them oddly.
Iman
I am worried about those pants, but basically... she's using her Imanity. (Note: That's Iman + immnunity. I haven't added it to the glossary yet.)
Rosario Dawson
Okay, this is a time when she could have used a less interesting shoe. Because the rest of it is working for her. Also, might those be high-heel mules? I'm scared. Hold me.
Charl XCX
Obviously I have a lot of questions, but one of them is: What is that coat going to look like if she tries to button it? I ask because i'm trying to imagine pulling it tighter around her to make the buttons/snaps line up, and it doesn't look like the rest of the coat is cut that way. Is it MEANT to hang open?
Halsey
This is very Teen Choice Awards, and that's fine. But I'm also feeling charitably toward Halsey because one of the Blind Item sites -- in a revealed item -- claims she got groped at some event recently and she fully slapped the person who did it. If true, that pleases the hell out of me. I obviously would prefer the groping part was not true, but I'm never sad to read a story about a woman standing up for herself.
Elizabeth Olsen
Hey Elizabeth! You bring your sleeping bag, I'll supply the popcorn and booze.
Joe jonas and Cole Whittle (of DNCE)
Joe is clearly wearing the brand, although he went a bit too all-in on that pattern. Cole, however... I mean, he could've made that himself with a Sharpie for all I know. He looks... insane, y'all. He looks like Lenny from Of Mice and Men crossed with Stefon crossed with a poster in the Subway warning kids about the dangers of paint fumes.