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# Fugs and Fabs: "Wolf of Wall Street" Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-wolf-of-wall-street-premiere/
- Published: 2013-12-18T20:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2014-03-09T08:43:13.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wenn20944194.xml)

She looks very nice here, and I like her shoes; Matthew looks mostly dapper, except something about this is hitting me weirdly -- and I think it's that the pants waist is hitting HIM weirdly. Too tight? A smidge too high-rise? What is it?

## Margot Robbie

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wenn20944221.xml)

Margot here just got a flash of tabloid fame because of rumors that she and Will Smith are getting jiggy with it. Given the choice between that and being known as Margot Robbie, The Blonde Who Looked Really Awesome At That One Premiere That Time, I'm sure she'd pick the latter. This will help.

## Jeff Gorden and Ingrid Vandebosch

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/457449753.xml)

Everything here appears to be in order. I wish I had the stones to wear that necklace.

## Kyle Chandler

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/457441363.xml)

Coach Taylor seems tired. Maybe he was up all night binge-watching "Nashville" and wondering when Rayna got so boring.

## Cristin Milioti

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/457441069.xml)

I am a completist, so it says a lot about where things went that I have not ever remembered to start watching any of the "How I Met Your Mother" final season. The previews always threw me off, though, because when you stick Cristin next to Alyson Hannigan, you realize Ted basically marries Knockoff Lily, which is maybe not the message they intended? HOWEVER: I've heard Cristin is good, she's lovely, and this is an interesting dress. Maybe I'll tune in for the finale.

## Jonah Hill and Leonardo DiCaprio

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/457460761.xml)

These guys suddenly look like they could be related. Is that insane?

[Fugs and Fabs: "Wolf of Wall Street" PremiereI hope Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves are for real. Not because I have anything invested in it, but because something about McConanghey suggests to me that if you ever hit on him, he'd deliver a long, folksy, very polite monologue about how, like, building a life with someone is like Jenga and if you pull out one block the whole thing might stay upright but if you keep pullin' and pullin' eventually it'll crumble and then you're just left with a big ol' mess, so it's better not to pull that first block at all, and instead go home instead and cook a steak and celebrate the spiritual bonds of family over a medium-rare filet and then go make love in a tent. And it will be the nicest rejection you've ever experienced. \[Photos: Getty, WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wenn20944194.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-wolf-of-wall-street-premiere-12-2013/)