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Naomie Harris in Michael Kors

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This is... splendid. Right down to the fact that the photo makes it seem like both Lea Seydoux and the skeleton are checking her out hardcore.

Naomie Harris

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That color is sublime on her. I wish the dress itself didn't look as if it used a paper bag as its fit and wrinkle model. And yet she's still cool as the proverbial cucumber... she might have magic powers.

Naomie Harris in Altuzarra

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This suit could have been SO CUTE if it were not attempting to give her a pap smear. Ralph Fiennes and his dad jeans should have stood in front of her. (Or the other dude, Dave Bautista. Who looks like a bodyguard anyway.)

Lea Seydoux

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I like this, but I have an important question: Is that collar a different metallic than the shoes (gold, versus silver), and if so, do we care? I... might, a little, actually.

Lea Seydoux in Miu Miu

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Those are ... less obtrusive nipple seams than I'm used to from Miuccia's people, which is at least a positive. I rather like the bodice, but I'm not transported by the color on her.

Monica Bellucci

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And then OH MY LORD. Okay: I love that the bangs are gone; where was this hair earlier? But the dress looks like a milkmaid who got manure on her skirt and improvised with a garbage bag.

Daniel Craig

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This is soothing me.

Fugs and Fabs: Yet More Spectre Premieres
In which I would argue Naomie Harris wins again, Lea Seydoux comes in second again, and Monica Bellucci -- again -- should take someone else shopping with her next time. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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