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# Fugs and Fabs: Zac Efron
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-zac-efron/
- Published: 2012-04-18T17:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2012-04-17T20:31:39.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## Zac Efron

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/139371777.jpg)

This might be my favorite thing that happened. WHAT. IS. THAT. HAIR. Zac Efron is many things, but "controlled of head-suit" is usually always one of them. This looks like he recently made love to a leaf-blower.

## Zac Efron

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142994022.jpg)

This is...unnaturally shiny. And overall, rather oily. Like he's a waterproof [Pete Campbell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete%5FCampbell?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I feel like he's about to cock a finger gun at me, shoot it, and then start scatting.

## Zac Efron

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142604115.jpg)

This is ALSO unnaturally shiny -- not ugly, really, but distracting. His wistful expression cracks me up, too. As if he's showing how he trained to take on this role of Dude Who Longs for Things.

## Zac Efron

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/142660110.jpg)

... Better?

## Zac Efron

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/140936173.jpg)

"Oh, hey, ladies. I just took my motorcycle here from the airstrip, where I parked my jet. If I have an airline someday it will be called Debonair. No, don't cry. You can all buy tickets."

## Zac Efron

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/04/140391388.jpg)

I cherish that BOTH men are wearing Lorax 'staches, and yet Efron is pointing to Danny DeVito, all, "Get a load of THIS guy!" Maybe they should do a *Twins* sequel. I'm embarrassingly in for that.

[Fugs and Fabs: Zac EfronWe've been napping on the Efron job, it seems -- between Dr. Seuss's The Lorax, and Nicholas Sparks' The Lucky One, he's been out and about a surprising amount lately. I do find myself wishing those projects would borrow from each other a little, though. Can you imagine if it was Nicholas Seuss's The Lucky One and Dr. Sparks' The Lorax? Not that I need to see The Lorax muddied by a character with amnesia/a dead lover/an amnesiac lover who dies, but I do really think every other Sparks movie could use a dose of absurdist Seussism. Imagine The Notebook if James Marsden's character were played by the Grinch. Instant classic. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/04/139371777.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-zac-efron-04-2012/)