Zac Efron

This might be my favorite thing that happened. WHAT. IS. THAT. HAIR. Zac Efron is many things, but "controlled of head-suit" is usually always one of them. This looks like he recently made love to a leaf-blower.

Zac Efron

This is...unnaturally shiny. And overall, rather oily. Like he's a waterproof Pete Campbell. I feel like he's about to cock a finger gun at me, shoot it, and then start scatting.

Zac Efron

This is ALSO unnaturally shiny -- not ugly, really, but distracting. His wistful expression cracks me up, too. As if he's showing how he trained to take on this role of Dude Who Longs for Things.

Zac Efron

... Better?

Zac Efron

"Oh, hey, ladies. I just took my motorcycle here from the airstrip, where I parked my jet. If I have an airline someday it will be called Debonair. No, don't cry. You can all buy tickets."

Zac Efron

I cherish that BOTH men are wearing Lorax 'staches, and yet Efron is pointing to Danny DeVito, all, "Get a load of THIS guy!" Maybe they should do a Twins sequel. I'm embarrassingly in for that.

Fugs and Fabs: Zac Efron

We've been napping on the Efron job, it seems -- between Dr. Seuss's The Lorax, and Nicholas Sparks' The Lucky One, he's been out and about a surprising amount lately. I do find myself wishing those projects would borrow from each other a little, though. Can you imagine if it was Nicholas Seuss's The Lucky One and Dr. Sparks' The Lorax? Not that I need to see The Lorax muddied by a character with amnesia/a dead lover/an amnesiac lover who dies, but I do really think every other Sparks movie could use a dose of absurdist Seussism. Imagine The Notebook if James Marsden's character were played by the Grinch. Instant classic. [Photos: Getty]