The Amazing Spider-Man - UK Premiere
I don't hate this as much as you probably think I hate it. I love it from the belt up. I don't even super-hate that it's a jumpsuit, as much as I am just SUPER OVER JUMPSUITS (cue Ross Geller: "when were you ever UNDER jumpsuits?"). Okay, and I think it's about twenty-five years too old for her. But it's not terrible. Things could be worse. Things could always be worse.
'The Amazing Spider-Man' Press Conference, Seoul, South Korea.
I wouldn't classify this as "worse," though. The colors are all over the place -- I feel like there's Intentionally Clashy, Clashy Clashy, and then Intentionally Clashy That Accidentally Is Just Clashy Clashy, and this is veering into the last category -- but she's basically working it. Swap out the red shoes, and we're golden.
'The Amazing Spider-Man' photocall, Moscow, Russia
I wish I had a shot of this entire dress available to me, but this is what we're going to have to live with. It looks....slightly Drab On Ice for my taste. Maybe it's for the best that we can't see the entire thing. [Edited: here's a shot of it as a whole for you -- we don't have any full length shots legally available to us. I....don't care for it, particularly.]
Photocall for the film 'The Amazing Spider-Man' in Moscow
Ahh, all better. This dress is the perfect palette cleanser for the previous one: ladylike, but funky, colorful but not eye-searing. I approve. Carry on, young lady. Try not to think too hard about how everyone loves you so hard now and how that might be fleeting because your head will explode and then you really WILL be in a muddle.