Jessica Alba

Those shoes are great, that dress is fine, and her hair is screaming, "are you really making me do this? I REBEL. I REFUSE. I WILL NOT."

Zachary Levi

Sooooo, this is the aftermath of going blonde for your Ryan Seacrest Halloween costume. He does look sharp from the neck down, though. Well done, Chuck.

Adrienne Curry

I miss the Adrienne Curry who was on Top Model.

Camilla Luddington

I can't believe that apparently being a wan Kate Middleton in a weak Lifetime movie and a bit player on Grey's Anatomy is enough to get you invited to things, but I guess it is. This is dress is actually very cute, but it is LONGING FOR SOME COLOR. A splashy bag! A bit on the shoes. SOMETHING. It's Spike TV, not a formal gala for the Prince of Darkness, you guys.

Fugs and Fehs of Spike TV's Video Game Awards

You know how I am obsessed with thinking about how celebrities and their stylists figure out the appropriate outfit for each event, especially sort of random ones. I feel like for any Spike TV-related event, there's a lot of actresses trying to decide if this means they need to look sort of....sleazy? Or what? WHAT DOES SPIKE TV REQUIRE? Apparently it requires black and leather if you're a woman, and unexpected blondeness if you are a dude. [Photos: Getty]