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Maria Menounos

If your feet are that dinged up from Dancing With the Stars, maybe try wearing an outfit that works with Converse. IT'S AN OUTDOOR POP CONCERT. It CAN be done.

Kat Graham

I love you. And I wonder what I did to my hair crimper. Halloween is coming. Eventually.

Janel Parrish

Oh, Mona. I don't know what A is going to say about that romper....wait. Mona IS A, right? Is she? Yes. She is. Or is she actually...wait. God, I don't know. Pretty Little Liars got really confusing last season.

Chelsie Hightower

This is cute, and I'm not just saying that because I have both those pants and that shirt in a different color. I'm mostly saying it because this looks like something a real person would wear to an outdoor concert.

The Biebs

I love your salute to Dylan McKay, Justin. Now, when Selena Gomez moves to France for the summer and takes up with an older man via the power of a fake French accent, I advise you stay away from any overly friendly blonde friends at the beach club. That way, drama lies.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner

You two don't exist for me.

Nikki Reed

Sweetie, Coachella is the OTHER one.

Nicki Minaj

Even Nicki Minaj doesn't care about the rest of her outfit.

Carly Rae Jepsen

I am pretty sure Carly Rae Jepsen is going to be the performer that Future Me can't remember. Yes, her song is freakishly catchy but so is much of Ashlee Simpson's oevre, and when was the last time SHE produced an album? Although she WOULD have worn this when she was. Related: I kind of miss Ashlee Simpson.

Neon Hitch

I'm too old for this shit.

Fugs and Fehs: Wango Tango
Wango Tango is a concert that KIIS-FM (the local pop-music station here in Los Angeles) organizes every May, and which generally features a LOT of artists who are intensely popular but ultimately kind of flashes in the pan, mixed in with people like Britney. If you want to feel old, you should look at the Wikipedia compendium of past line-ups, as they are kind of brilliant time capsules of pop culture. For example, the '98 line-up included Hootie and the Blowfish, Vonda Shepard (!), Paula Cole and Meredith Brooks, Olivia Newton John (???) and N-freaking SYNC, who were not even the headliners (that honor went to Mariah Carey, which is fair). 1999 had -- among others -- Ricky Martin and Britney, a girl I've never heard of who doesn't even have a Wiki page anymore and who therefore isn't even officially alive, and Fab of Milli Vanilli in the midst of his failed attempt to be a solo artist. The following year, N*SYNC headlined (that may have been the year I personally saw N*SYNC at the Rose Bowl and had an argument with the 12 year old in front of me about whether or not JC was my boyfriend or hers [I let her win when I realized what for me was "an argument" was for her DEADLY SERIOUS. I realized this when she asked me if JC and I had "an anniversary" (we do not).]) and there were two bands I've literally never heard of, plus Sisqo (remember when you couldn't get in your car without hearing "The Thong Song"? Personally, I am much more a fan of its contemporary "Hot In Herre"), and J. Simp...backed up by Nick Lachey. You guys, that page is a total wormhole and you should go procrastinate there. Get ready to say things like, "OMG REMEMBER O-TOWN?" And then come back and look at all the fools Hologram Me is going to be waxing rhapsodic about in 2022. [Photos: Getty and WENN]

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