Caitriona Balfe & Sam Heughan
Like I wasn't going to start the post with THESE two. I obviously just want you to be happy.
Lea Michele
Tonight, Lea Michele will be playing the role of Jane Fonda.
Gina Rodriguez
This is totally inoffensive, and a good place for me to note how charming and worthy of your time Jane the Virgin is.
Katie Cassidy
Am I supposed to hate this? Because I actually think it's kind of awesome.
Sarah Paulson
And this is INSANE, but in a way I find sort of dotty and entertaining, rather than horrifying and terrible. (I do think her makeup artist might hate her, though.)
Jessica Lange
She honestly almost always looks great. Talk about someone who knows how to dress her body at this point. (And the blonder hair always reminds me of when she was in Tootsie, which is a very positive association.)
Ariel Winter
This is very well-accessorized.
Julie Bowen
I like the color?
Saran Hyland
I wish this were just a HAIR less cropped a top. ALSO: Can we talk about how, lately, her facial expression on the red carpet just screams, "I wish I were home wearing cut-offs and watching a repeat of Shahs of Sunset right now?" Girl, you probably DO have to go to this particular event, but you're allowed to skip other ones! Stay home!
Sofia Vergara
This feels downright conservative for her.
Yael Grobglas
She is on Jane the Virgin -- she is part of a great soap-y plot line that has involved both someone getting acid thrown on her face and THAT SAME PERSON pretending to be paralyzed for nefarious reasons. She got the memo from Julie Bowen that jumpsuits are hot for Paleyfests.
Crystal Reed
The top of her body looks like the cover of a newly discovered Flowers in the Attic book.
Heather Morris
YOU NEED A BRACELET, HEATHER.