Chloe Sevigny in Prada

This whole look is deliciously kitschy, and I honestly love it on her. I'm not usually a fan of Heidi braids, but I think that last over-the-top touch is actually what sells this. She is fully Louisa Von Trapp in The Sound of Music: The Hills Do The Talking.

Kate Beckinsale in Vatanika

This dress is everything the previous dress is not. It's very.. Jessica Biel, all the way down to the knees, where it turns Moulin Rouge.

Kate Beckinsale

And that is one perilous window, in addition to one distracting exposed zipper.

Chloe and Kate

I just... please make a reality show.

Fugs and Fines: Chloe Sevigny and Kate Beckinsale

These two should always do movies together. They are the BEST red-carpet contrast. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]