A lot hinges on that one tiny union of threads. I bet a lot of people discovered religion in the face of that stress.
This blouse has eight nipples and bigger wings than a maxi-pad.
Not being a huge "Archie" reader, these aren't as big a deal to me, but I could see where people might find them whimsical. Let's hope it's not a trend, though. Because nobody needs a "For Better Or For Worse" sandal, and the thought of a Garfield stiletto... it really only works if it's Odie, anyway. Long neck.
Looks like Lily's midriff FINALLY had a come-to-Jesus with her about being overexposed, and she's exacting revenge via a shapeless satin bag.
This outfit is about as basic as it comes, but it succeeds due to the sheer luck of how weird everyone else looks. A win is a win, though.
Although I do not care for these. Whoever made those clearly said, "How can I make a woman's foot look LONGER?"