Ari Graynor

Ari Graynor is a lovely girl, and she's funny. But in this photo, she looks like someone kidnapped Joan Rivers, drugged her, and forced her to check the oil on a tractor before going apple picking.

Zosia Mamet

Well, her hair looks good. But she should've stopped knitting that sweater several inches ago.

Aubrey Plaza, Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones

Aubrey Plaza looks utterly adorable. Rashida looks better than she has in weeks. And Amy Poehler looks... happy? The shirt and top are what they stick stagehands in so they blend into the background; the orange shoes are what you'd wear if you were an angry stagehand and wanted to give a giant Up Yours to whoever stuck you there (although they are at least sassy). Riddle me this, though: Why are her shins leathered?

Alexa Chung

Alexa is cute here. I didn't love her old MTV show, but she herself was actually quite charming on it -- for whatever reason, they just cannot find her a vehicle over here. The good news for her is, though, that people seem to keep trying and trying and trying.

Carla Gugino, Connie Britton

Boy, do I love the IDEA of that peacock skirt, but boy, do I think Carla Gugino -- who is gorgeous and deserves better -- should have left this entire outfit where she found it. But since she didn't: Boy, do I think she should NOT have made the choice, in that, to stand next to Connie Britton when Connie was in full bombshell mode.

Olivia Wilde

I like this, for what it is, but I also keep staring at that jacket and thinking it looks like she spilled stuff on it.

Jason Sudeikis

"I am just a plus-one. Nothing to see here."

Fugs and Fines: Glamour's "These Girls" Event

I'll be honest, I have no idea what this event is. As best I can tell, it was something at which many of the invited females performed things on some kind of stage. Ergo, I can't tell if what they wore was chosen thematically, or... look, I'm just trying to figure out whom to blame for those overalls. SOMEONE must be smote. [Photos: Getty]