> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fines: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fines-kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west/ - Published: 2014-09-25T20:00:11.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-10T01:36:08.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39 ## KIM KARDASHIAN AND KANYE WEST ![Kim Kardashian and Kanye West](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kim-kardashian-ffn_kardashian_west_chp_092514_51539333.xml) Kim looks like her usual alien self -- like she is hoping Kanye will buy her a planet for her birthday so that she can go to her own overlord coronation. ## Km Kardashian and Kanye West ![Km Kardashian and Kanye West](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kim-kardashian-ffn_kardashian_west_chp_092414_51538612.xml) "YOU KNOW WHAT IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE? KNOWING MY KIMLIVIA WILL NEVER BE ON SCANDAL. KERRY WASHINGTON IS GREAT AND IMMA LET HER FINISH BUT KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE GREATEST FIXER OF ALL TIME." ## Km Kardashian and Kanye West ![Km Kardashian and Kanye West](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kim-kardashian-ffn_chp_kardwest_2_092414_51538887.xml) "YOU GO FIRST THIS TIME, KIMBERLY, BECAUSE I AM BLUE AS CAN BE THAT YOU LOOK SO TRES OUI AND HELLA CHI-CHI AND I HAD NOTHING GOOD FOR ME, SO I COULD DO WAS CUT VENTS FOR MY KNEES SO THEIR CAPS COULD SEE THEE. BOO." ## Km Kardashian and Kanye West ![Km Kardashian and Kanye West](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kim-kardashian-ffn_kardashian_west_ffuk_092314_51537904.xml) "OKAY THIS IS BETTER I GUESS. I KIND OF LOOK LIKE A SNAZZY PIRATE VERSION OF MYSELF, BUT NOW WE CAN'T GO GET PASTA BECAUSE WHAT IF SHE GETS MARINARA ALL OVER HER SWEATER? i HAVE FEELINGS, AND I'M REELING AND I'M NOT EVEN-KEELING AND MY SOUL LIKE MY PANTS IS PEELING, AND HOT DAMN SOME DARJEELING SOUNDS SUPER APPEALING BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M OUT OF RHYMES FOR FEELING." ## Km Kardashian and Kanye West ![Km Kardashian and Kanye West](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kim-kardashian-ffn_kardashian_bm_kim_riv_091714_51533397.xml) Why does she so often pick skirt that are total sausage casing? I get that she thinks she 'll look wide if she DOESN'T do the high-waist thing, but that doesn't mean it has to be so tight. Is trying to move in that thing another form of a leg workout? Because wearing sausage casing isn't worth it. Don't be Kardwurst. ## Km Kardashian and Kanye West ![Km Kardashian and Kanye West](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kim-kardashian-ag046325_01.xml) I kind of like her messyish head and the plaid shirt idea on her -- sans the bra flash, obviously -- but man, she and Olivia Pope both have questionable taste in pants. ## Km Kardashian and Kanye West ![Km Kardashian and Kanye West and North West](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kim-kardashian-ffn_chp_kardwest_north_092414_51538877.xml) Oh, child. Don't look down. It might terrify you to see that on your shirt. [Fugs and Fines: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West"MAN, I LOOK CHILL, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN THE WAYS THAT MY LIFE IS A DAMN CRAZY TRAIN. PHOTOGRAPHERS AND PEOPLE JUST CAN'T REFRAIN FROM OBSESSING OVER ME AND MY MAIN, MY ART IS SO DOPE THAT INSPIRATION NEVER WANES AND SOMETIMES I THINK IT'LL EXPLODE FROM MY VEINS, 'CAUSE THE RAIN IN SPAIN DOES NOT STAY MAINLY IN THESE PLAINS, AND BEING YEEZUS THE SAVIOR CAN BE A TOTAL DRAIN AND SOMETIMES DAMMIT I JUST WANT A COAT LIKE ICHABOD CRANE'S. WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO GET A REVOLUTIONARY WAR-ERA PROP COAT. I'M SERIOUS. DO I NEED TO WRITE HIM SOME RHYMES? BECAUSE THIS BLAZER IS NOT HAPPENING. IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT SHIRT AND DOES NOT COMPLEMENT MY LEATHER MEGGINGS AND IT HURTS ME RIGHT IN MY GENIUS BAR. \[PHOTOS: FAME/FLYNET, AKM-GSI\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kim-kardashian-ffn_kardashian_west_chp_092514_51539333.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fines-kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west-09-2014/)