Kylie Minogue

Did Elizabeth Taylor authorize a signature line of diapers before her death?

Kylie Minogue

This at first may SEEM like a simple ode to horticulture, in the form of a maxidress lovingly highlighted by a seventh-grader in place of doing the Social Studies reading...

Kylie Minogue

... but no. It's a jumpsuit. A jumpsuit with MAJOR identity issues. Is it secretly a dress over pants? Lounging pajamas? A one-piece flirty horror? What does it WANT to be? What are its DREAMS? Where does it see itself when it turns thirty? What is its major going to be? It is the college freshman of jumpsuits.

Kylie Minogue

And this is the college-freshman-midway-through-second-semester of dresses: Trying REALLY HARD to be different and not entirely doing it well.

Kylie Minogue

Sometimes it's better when there isn't much strenuous trying at all.

Kylie Minogue

Is it kosher for your coat to be longer than anything you've got on underneath it?

Kylie Minogue

Welcome, America, to Hamburgler 2013.

Fugs and Fines: Kylie Minogue

I read a story recently about how Kylie's people can't figure out why she's a venerated megastar everywhere else in the world, and little more than a dance-hall moment over here. And her forthcoming book, celebrating her evolution over a twenty-five year music career, is the lynchpin of their approach to making her happen in the U.S. by positioning her as a fashion icon. Let's just say I am not entirely sure she is helping her own cause. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, WENN, Splash]