Naomi Watts

This is just an open wound. It throbs. She looks like someone licked the back of one of those acid frogs and then tried to mount a live-action production of Midsummer Night's Dream.

Naomi Watts in Vionnet

This is actually not bad --- it might be a tad too much baby pink for me, but I love the hit of orange on the jacket.

Naomi Watts in Burberry

I don't totally understand the details of this outfit -- I feel like I'm blocked from seeing the whole story? -- but it's so much more chic than the elfin green satin abomination that I'm wholly on board no matter what.

Naomi Watts

SHOE PORN.

Fugs and Fines: Naomi Watts at the Toronto Film Festival

Her stylist's reign of terror continues. Well, with one of these, anyway. [Photos: Getty]