> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fines of Coachella: Second Weekend - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fines-of-coachella-second-weekend/ - Published: 2014-04-22T15:00:56.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-10T01:40:53.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Vanessa Hudgens ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs_coachella_cpro_041814_51387953.xml) Fug on, you crazy diamond. ## Paris Hilton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/117041pcnex_parish021.xml) It's always a little upsetting when Paris Hilton looks more sane than most. ## Paris HIlton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485576131.xml) I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT. ## Dita Von Teese ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/117038pcnex_teese071.xml) Well, THAT is hideous and weird. And very Dita. It's like fancy party trousers and then a cardigan she ripped open to feel more like everyone else. ## Dita Von Teese ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/117097pcnex_dita06.xml) It must be a challenge to work within the Dita Von Teese aesthetic at Coachella, but the headgear is a wonderful start. ## Dita Von Teese ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs_coachella_cpro_041814_51387959.xml) Seriously, how that isn't a sweaty mess, I will never know. ## Solange ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485710093.xml) And she remains a delight. ## Bella Thorne ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_cpro_042014_51389618.xml) Ugh. Fringe bras should BURN. ## Bella Thorne ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs2_coachella_premroccpr_042014_51388852.xml) As should denim diapers. ## Victoria Justice ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_cpro_042014_51389626.xml) Shrug. I just don't get the compulsion to wear wreaths. ## Busy Philipps ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_cpro_042014_51389613.xml) Bless you, Busy, for being a totally normal person. ## Diane Kruger ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_coachella_day3_cpro_042014_51389652.xml) A spandex tube dress was unexpected. ## Diane Kruger, Pacey ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs2_coachella_premroccpr_042014_51388762.xml) That's more like what I expected. On her, that is. One never really expects a terrified neon Mickey Mouse. ## Diane Kruger ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs_coachella_cpro_041814_51387919.xml) This was from day one. By the end of this sucker she was like, "Yeah, screw the curls, it's a ponytail for me." ## Lana Del Rey ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485875071.xml) Unflattering, but would make a lively accent pillow. ## Dum Dum Girls ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485516961.xml) Ew. ## Hannah Hooper of Grouplove ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/484247847.xml) This is actually from last weekend, but she wore the same thing in black on weekend No. 2\. And it is the kind of abomination Kristen Stewart will wish she'd bought first. ## Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs_coachella_cpro_041814_51387925.xml) Most of Kyle looks like she's taking style cues from washed-up hair band singers. ## Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs2_coachella_premroccpr_042014_51388774.xml) Kylie is going to have to watch out, or else Kylie Jenner's Vag Bag will get its own Twitter feed. Also, Kendall is totally using Weekend 2 as an audition for more modeling jobs. ## Kendall Jenner ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs2_coachella_premroccpr_042014_51388779.xml) I mean, right? ## Willow Smith ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/117049pcnex_willow061.xml) This is better than half of what she and her brother wear on actual red carpets. ## Sarah Hyland ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/116995pcnex_hyland061.xml) That person behind them cracks me up. As does the fact that she's wearing as a cardigan something that looks VERY similar to what Rihanna once wore as a dress. ## Jay-Z, Pharrell ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485715611.xml) This photo cracked me up. The shadows on it look like Pharrell's hat is wearing an eye patch. ## Bryan Ferry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485579449.xml) This photo just made me laugh -- all I can see is Bill Nighy from "Love, Actually." ## Ashley Benson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spl739538_003.xml) I missed this one from last weekend, too, so here it is, in all its unfortunate bralet glory. ## Phoebe Price ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wenn21283945.xml) "Hello? Anyone? I'm here! ... Hello?" ## General Ambiance ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485708799.xml) It's true. I DO sometimes feel like I'm taking crazy pills. ## OBEY ME ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485700519.xml) "PEOPLE OF COACHELLA. DO NOT BE AFRAID. I JUST NEED A BATHROOM." ## Who Throws A Shoe? ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/485705171.xml) "Almost... free... ALMOST... FREE." [Fugs and Fines of Coachella: Second WeekendThe second verse is not QUITE the same as the first, sadly. Or fortunately? \[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ffn_celebs_coachella_cpro_041814_51387953.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fines-of-coachella-second-weekend-04-2014/)