Vanessa Hudgens
Fug on, you crazy diamond.
Paris Hilton
It's always a little upsetting when Paris Hilton looks more sane than most.
Paris HIlton
I RETRACT THAT STATEMENT.
Dita Von Teese
Well, THAT is hideous and weird. And very Dita. It's like fancy party trousers and then a cardigan she ripped open to feel more like everyone else.
Dita Von Teese
It must be a challenge to work within the Dita Von Teese aesthetic at Coachella, but the headgear is a wonderful start.
Dita Von Teese
Seriously, how that isn't a sweaty mess, I will never know.
Solange
And she remains a delight.
Bella Thorne
Ugh. Fringe bras should BURN.
Bella Thorne
As should denim diapers.
Victoria Justice
Shrug. I just don't get the compulsion to wear wreaths.
Busy Philipps
Bless you, Busy, for being a totally normal person.
Diane Kruger
A spandex tube dress was unexpected.
Diane Kruger, Pacey
That's more like what I expected. On her, that is. One never really expects a terrified neon Mickey Mouse.
Diane Kruger
This was from day one. By the end of this sucker she was like, "Yeah, screw the curls, it's a ponytail for me."
Lana Del Rey
Unflattering, but would make a lively accent pillow.
Dum Dum Girls
Ew.
Hannah Hooper of Grouplove
This is actually from last weekend, but she wore the same thing in black on weekend No. 2. And it is the kind of abomination Kristen Stewart will wish she'd bought first.
Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner
Most of Kyle looks like she's taking style cues from washed-up hair band singers.
Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner
Kylie is going to have to watch out, or else Kylie Jenner's Vag Bag will get its own Twitter feed. Also, Kendall is totally using Weekend 2 as an audition for more modeling jobs.
Kendall Jenner
I mean, right?
Willow Smith
This is better than half of what she and her brother wear on actual red carpets.
Sarah Hyland
That person behind them cracks me up. As does the fact that she's wearing as a cardigan something that looks VERY similar to what Rihanna once wore as a dress.
Jay-Z, Pharrell
This photo cracked me up. The shadows on it look like Pharrell's hat is wearing an eye patch.
Bryan Ferry
This photo just made me laugh -- all I can see is Bill Nighy from "Love, Actually."
Ashley Benson
I missed this one from last weekend, too, so here it is, in all its unfortunate bralet glory.
Phoebe Price
"Hello? Anyone? I'm here! ... Hello?"
General Ambiance
It's true. I DO sometimes feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
OBEY ME
"PEOPLE OF COACHELLA. DO NOT BE AFRAID. I JUST NEED A BATHROOM."
Who Throws A Shoe?
"Almost... free... ALMOST... FREE."