"Twice Born" Premiere
DUDE. Take smaller steps, babe! We don't need to see that much Penelope Cruz. At least, not on the red carpet.
"Twice Born" Premiere
I like the color of this dress, but the whole thing is really too revealing for her -- loads of boobs, lots of leg. I know Boobs Legsly is an old married lady now, but you're an Oscar winner! No need to trot out quite this much. Although I suspect this dress fit much better when you were originally trying it on.
"Twice Born" Premiere
Regardless of the dress, she is so extremely pretty and appealing. I can never stay mad at you, Penelope!
"Twice Born" Photo Call
I actually think this is adorable, and she's pulling it off. But it totally is too tight in the torso.
"Twice Born" Photo Call
She should wear this color more often. Luckily, she always gets to wear that face.
Fugs and Fines: Penelope Cruz
I know I just said I wasn't going to speculate (too much) on the possible occupants of Kate Middleton's uterus yet, and I'm not going to do it for Penelope Cruz either, except to note that nothing is fitting her correctly in the torso and I find it INTERESTING IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Okay, I am totally speculating. They denied pregnancy rumors in July, but I'm about to start a new one. Regardless: P CRUZ, you are about to FLASH US in that pink dress. BE CAREFUL. Also: YOU ARE SO PRETTY. [Photos: Getty]