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# Fugs and Fines: Premiere of "C Mademoiselle"
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fines-premiere-of-c-mademoiselle/
- Published: 2013-10-03T20:00:54.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:36:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Riccardo Tisci, Kim Kardashian

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ffn_chp_cmademoiselle_prem_100113_51223058.xml)

That outfit is hilariously hideous. She obviously doesn't feel great about her body again yet, and I feel bad for her for that. But all that volume is only making her look stumpy. It's not helping. She looks like someone who spends her days making Satanic pottery.

## Angie Harmon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ffn_chp_cmademoiselle_prem_100113_51223085.xml)

And this is the exact opposite. SHE spends her days making pottery with words like SUNSHINE and SWEETHEART on it.

## Joan Smalls

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ffn_chp_cmademoiselle_prem_100113_51223064.xml)

I call those pants High Fashion Hudgens.

## Kate Upton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ffn_chp_cmademoiselle_prem_100113_51223079.xml)

I believe, contrary to the way the photo looks, that it's a lace half-skirt that's covering up one of her legs, and not a lone pant. But look, anytime you're wearing a dress that could create any kind of Lone Pant Controversy, you're playing with fire.

## Ciara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ffn_chp_cmademoiselle_prem_100113_51223068.xml)

That is a great jacket. The rest of it is very, "Don't pay any mind to me. Kim is right over there."

[Fugs and Fines: Premiere of "C Mademoiselle"I think the Kanye West/Riccardo Tisci Torrid Affair rumor -- the one that implies a jealous Tisci deliberately made Kim look like a stuffy sofa at the Met Ball -- is my favorite celebrity gossip piece in a while, because of all the ripple effects on Kardashitraz. (Conversely, my least favorite is Lamar Odom Is Deep Into Crack And On Hopeless Benders; please be exaggerated, because that's sad.) So it's amusing to see the two of them standing together, especially because this outfit is certainly another argument for sabotage. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/ffn_chp_cmademoiselle_prem_100113_51223058.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fines-premiere-of-c-mademoiselle-10-2013/)