Riccardo Tisci, Kim Kardashian

That outfit is hilariously hideous. She obviously doesn't feel great about her body again yet, and I feel bad for her for that. But all that volume is only making her look stumpy. It's not helping. She looks like someone who spends her days making Satanic pottery.

Angie Harmon

And this is the exact opposite. SHE spends her days making pottery with words like SUNSHINE and SWEETHEART on it.

Joan Smalls

I call those pants High Fashion Hudgens.

Kate Upton

I believe, contrary to the way the photo looks, that it's a lace half-skirt that's covering up one of her legs, and not a lone pant. But look, anytime you're wearing a dress that could create any kind of Lone Pant Controversy, you're playing with fire.

Ciara

That is a great jacket. The rest of it is very, "Don't pay any mind to me. Kim is right over there."

Fugs and Fines: Premiere of "C Mademoiselle"

I think the Kanye West/Riccardo Tisci Torrid Affair rumor -- the one that implies a jealous Tisci deliberately made Kim look like a stuffy sofa at the Met Ball -- is my favorite celebrity gossip piece in a while, because of all the ripple effects on Kardashitraz. (Conversely, my least favorite is Lamar Odom Is Deep Into Crack And On Hopeless Benders; please be exaggerated, because that's sad.) So it's amusing to see the two of them standing together, especially because this outfit is certainly another argument for sabotage. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]