Kayla Brianna
Yeah, this is just hot pants and a bra, under a layer of mesh. REREAD THAT: the horror. Her dad is Kenny Smith, the former basketball star/current b-ball analyst and I swear to you the only reason she got out of the house in this at all is because he's really busy with March Madness right now.
Zoey Deutch
If she opened the door to you at her home with slippers on instead of those heels, you would quite literally believe she was still in her matching shorty pajamas.
Kaley Cuoco
This is the Ladies Who Lunch version of Zoey's jammies: Just throw a blazer on it! I mean, it's fine? This is the awards show where stylists really push the shorts, I think. KIDS apparently = SHORTS.
Zendaya
We are coming up on this blog's 10th birthday and seriously there are still times when I am confronted with something and am left speechless. Like...this is seriously just misguided. It is trying so hard to not really being trying at all, but the truth is that when you show up somewhere with a bun the size of your face and athletic socks under your heels...everyone knows you care. We all know.
Bella Thorne
Ugh, fine. FINE. Hilariously, she told Us Weekly this long story about how her original outfit wasn't approved -- presumably by Disney? You KNOW she is antsy to get out of that requirement -- and she had to pick another one, but that one clashed with the step-and-repeat and so she ended up in this thing. It's Valentino, who I'm sure is THRILLED to be Option C.
Dylan Gelula
Well, she has great hair. And Jaden Smith might soon be calling her to ask where she shops.
Alli Simpson
Alli here is singer Cody Simpson's younger sister, and I guess is besties with the Nickelodeon crowd but not actually on a show. I think maybe she should dump her besties for some Get A Grip Friends who will introduce her to eye-makeup remover and jackets that don't make her look like a linebacker.
Brec Bessenger
She is very lovely and cute and young, and I don't know why anybody let her put on what APPEARS to be a sports bra/romper/apron combo. A... Sprompron. No. Actually, no on several levels.