The Lowes
They all seem very calm, considering SURELY they were about to hear a boatload of sex jokes.
Rob Lowe
Doesn't this look off, though? It looks like Brad Pitt's Ocean's Eleven hair (and his scruff from some other movie) were photoshopped onto Rob Lowe's head.
Marlee Matlin
Oooh, great dress, Marlee. I can't TOTALLY figure out why she was there, other than... I guess as his contemporary and therefore possibly they are friends?
Jewel
And Jewel, who looks great, also seems completely random for this event.
Kate Walsh
Y'all, you can't just pick ANY redhead in place of Molly Ringwald. Although come to think of it, she dodged St. Elmo's Fire, so were they ever even in a movie together? Well. STILL. They were both in the Brat Pack.
Marcia Gay Harden
I feel like exactly no one I expected to be on this guest list has appeared in the slideshow. Whither Ally Sheedy? Andrew McCarthy? JUDD NELSON.
Pete Davidson
The good news is, Pete Davidson is obviously wearing the same shoes Marty McFly had in Back to the Future II.
Simon Rex
Who even knows. But he looks nice. Sometimes I wonder if Simon Rex is the cautionary tale version of Bradley Cooper.
Ralph Macchio
I am ALWAYS happy to see Ralph Macchio. I was playing the on-board trivia game on an NYC flight recently and I decided to go in under the name Ralph Macchio, and the only person who saw it was... my husband, sitting next to me, because he's the only other person on the entire plane who was playing. Sad face. Sad, nerdy face.
David Spade
And then David Spade showed up, extracted rent from many hapless guests, and then poisoned the fish course.