Elle Fanning
You guys, words have literally failed me. Longtime readers of GFY know that I, Jessica, use the word "words" as a placeholder when I am writing posts -- Heather tends to just put "F," or letters, but I like her subconscious use of the failing grade -- and I have also at times accidentally PUBLISHED a post with the placeholder still in it, so that all I have actually said is, "WORDS." But sometimes, seriously, all you can say is WORDS. WORDS WORDS WORDS. Elle Fanning, seriously, WORDS. Your WORDS are WORDS and you're WORDING WORDS with WORDS on your WORDS and your WORDS have WORDS and your feet are WORDS with WORDS on the WORDS with some WORDS in the WORDS for WORDS. WORDS
Elle Fanning
BACKLESS WORDS. THIRTEEN BACKLESS WORDS. PRADA WORDS. WORDS. CAPSY, CAPSY WORDS.
Elle's HORRIBLE SHOES
"WORDS" doesn't seem like enough of a word to describe how WORDS I feel about these WORDS.
These are literally the ugliest shoes that ever happened. They look like someone took the prop mouth from a denture cream ad and strapped them to her feet.
Dakota Fanning
"Hello, I'm Dakota Fanning and half my ass is falling out of this dress and the other half is sponsored by Unisom but comparatively I am as refreshing champagne sorbet. HAVE YOU SEEN ELLE'S SHOES?"
Dakota Fanning
"Rumor has it, I went brunette so people wouldn't realize we were related. And this color is, in the interest of fairness, great on me. Shh, let's pretend I'm not even here, though. I can't talk about Elle right now. I WORDS WORDS, you know?"