Katy Perry
She looks like a bombed society matron at a gala for a charity she doesn't fully understand.
Katy Perry & Jeremy Scott
Also, of course Jeremy Scott is shirtless. I assume we will find out his pectorals have a near-fatal allergy to fabric.
Katy Perry
I just wanted to get a close-up in here of the hair, which looks EXPANSIVELY fake, but in a way I kind of appreciate. It's unapologetic about its helmetude.
Rita Ora
I assume she's wearing this because later she stood against a giant wheel while a man in satin chaps threw knives at her.
Lily Collins
Well, I like this better than most Moschino, at least. What a warm endorsement.
Liberty Ross
The thing is, I don't even like wearing logos for actual brands. I don't want to wear clothes that pretend to be OTHER logos while actually being Moschino logos. It's just so much logo. Logo logo logo. That word just became meaningless to me.
Vanessa Hudgens
She looks like the rookie stripper at some new Old West club being workshopped by, say, Hugh Hefner.
Dita von Teese
And then Dita showed up in something classy -- if perhaps washing her out -- and makes me want to applaud her for having the sense to know that wearing a giant Moschino joke made out of McDonald's wrappers or whatever is not her brand. Stick to your guns, milady.