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# Fugs and Fines: The Mistress America Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fines-the-mistress-america-premiere/
- Published: 2015-08-13T20:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2015-08-13T16:13:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

## Greta Gerwig

![greta gerwig](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/08/gettyimages-483747110.jpg)

This looks so odd from the front -- like she's wearing a flotation aid under there, or an entire hive's worth of bees stabbed her groin.

## Greta Gerwig

![greta gerwig](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-483747070.jpg)

From the side, it doesn't look as bizarre.

## Lola Kirke

![lola kirke mistress america](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-483746918.jpg)

Lola here, who was in *Gone Girl*, is the younger sis of *Girls*' Jemima Kirke. And you can tell, right down to her taste in nightgowns.

## Saffron Burrows

![saffron burrows mistress america](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-483754340.jpg)

Meanwhile, Saffron has burrowed into the napkin drawer.

## Zac Posen

![zac posen](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-483751164.jpg)

... It's the pants. Right? The pelvic portion of the pants just isn't right.

## Heather Lind

![heather lind mistress america](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-483750220.jpg)

Contrary to what you may think, this is not Katy Perry, nor a person who is related to Katy Perry.

## Lori Petty

![lori petty](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/GettyImages-483746772.jpg)

I legit thought this was [Iris Apfel](https://www.vogue.com/13256850/iris-apfel-documentary-albert-maysles/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) at first. IRIS APFEL IS IN HER NINETIES. Lori is really overachieving in the Megakook department.

[Fugs and Fines: The Mistress America PremiereI am not conversant in Greta Gerwig's filmography, but maybe I should be: Lola Versus, Frances Ha, and now Mistress America are all supposed to be pretty good. The problem is, I only get a chance to focus on movies when I'm on a plane, and a quirky naturalistic mumblecore dramedy is never really what I'm in the mood for when I'm drinking Diet Coke out of a plastic cup. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/08/gettyimages-483747110.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fines-the-mistress-america-premiere-08-2015/)