Greta Gerwig

This looks so odd from the front -- like she's wearing a flotation aid under there, or an entire hive's worth of bees stabbed her groin.

Greta Gerwig

From the side, it doesn't look as bizarre.

Lola Kirke

Lola here, who was in Gone Girl, is the younger sis of Girls' Jemima Kirke. And you can tell, right down to her taste in nightgowns.

Saffron Burrows

Meanwhile, Saffron has burrowed into the napkin drawer.

Zac Posen

... It's the pants. Right? The pelvic portion of the pants just isn't right.

Heather Lind

Contrary to what you may think, this is not Katy Perry, nor a person who is related to Katy Perry.

Lori Petty

I legit thought this was Iris Apfel at first. IRIS APFEL IS IN HER NINETIES. Lori is really overachieving in the Megakook department.

Fugs and Fines: The Mistress America Premiere

I am not conversant in Greta Gerwig's filmography, but maybe I should be: Lola Versus, Frances Ha, and now Mistress America are all supposed to be pretty good. The problem is, I only get a chance to focus on movies when I'm on a plane, and a quirky naturalistic mumblecore dramedy is never really what I'm in the mood for when I'm drinking Diet Coke out of a plastic cup. [Photos: Getty]