Constance Jablonski
If this isn't Balmain, then it's a very good imitation -- and also the very shortest and most shrunken iteration of this cut that we've seen. Go up a size AND down a few inches. AND DITCH THE PLATFORM CLOGS PLEASE.
Joan Smalls
I THINK at the knee it stops being sheer and starts being an underskirt. But it never stops being questionable, and the shoes never start lookng like they fit her feet, so... still a no-go. Even with that lipstick. Which... THAT LIPSTICK. Is great.
Irina Shayk
HER shoes don't fit EITHER. And her dress is... well, it's got a shredded look, but at least it's not actually shorn.
Katie Lee (Joel) in Fendi
Time for a Who Fugged It More: Katie Lee here, or Nicole Kidman, whose version had a much higher cutout. My takeaway is that the dress just doesn't work, period, even with alterations.
Ivanka Trump
That top is a mess. And the shoes make her toes look ENORMOUSLY long which I suspect they are not in real life. I just think everyone failed Shoe at this event.
Lindsay Ellingson
MUCH BETTER. Thank you, Lindsay, for a better shoe game than what came before us.
Debi Mazar
Well, that's one way to make your actual outfit irrelevant. That coat looks EXTREMELY soft and luxe, even if the buttons make it look more like a giant shirt than I traditionally like. traditionally like.
Carey Lowell
About which we can all debate wearing thick black tights with cranberry shoes. Go!